Stephanie Hayes
Stephanie Hayes
Stephanie Hayes has been with the Tampa Bay Times since 2003, writing about everything from politics to nightlife with her signature wit and conversational tone. Read more about Stephanie here.
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The Manatees Apologize for Being an Inconvenience Jul 25, 2026
The manatees are sorry. The manatees apologize that groceries and gas are expensive, that there are ... Read More
Americans Can't Handle a Diarrhea Apocalypse Jul 18, 2026
Delightful poo-poo memes are going around. In one of my faves, people list stuff that doesn't have c... Read More
An Open Letter to Summer Gnats Jul 11, 2026
Attention, disgusting little guys: I write by the light of a candle in hopes you won't locate me. I ... Read More
Rules for Going Outside With Others Jul 04, 2026
It's the thick of summer. This means I've been, let's say, gently prodded into participating in outd... Read More
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